Live Report: Papal conclave begins

Live Report: Papal conclave begins

Cardinals begin their conclave in the Vatican to choose a new pope after the shock resignation of Benedict XVI.

Channel Your Exceptional SXSW Social Mojo All Year Long - Business 2 Community

Business 2 CommunityChannel Your Exceptional SXSW Social Mojo All Year LongBusiness 2 CommunityMaybe, if you're lucky, you might benefit from being shared through by someone with a powerful influence on your behalf, but “being discovered” is generally only 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration and you can't just assume that cream always rises to ...and more »

The Monday Playlist: Dallas Lays J.R. to Rest and Other Final Acts

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India needs the Delhi gang-rape suspects to have their day in court | Kavitha Rao

Since Ram Singh was found dead in prison, some Indians have been baying for the suspects' blood. But justice must be done For Indians following the bungling process of bringing the men accused in the Delhi gang rape to justice, the last few months have been like watching Police Academy reruns. Sans the jokes. First the government teargassed and beat up protesters calling for action , many of ...

Theater Wit Extends Itamar Moses's COMPLETENESS Six Weeks thru 5/4 - Broadway World

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Best golf jokes | News | PGA.com

Are Fred Couples and Tiger Woods laughing at one of the golf jokes our friends in PGA.com Facebook Nation submitted below?

As Afghan trip goes badly off script, Hagel opts for caution

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Wynonna Judd Nervous For Dancing With The Stars Debut, Getting Advice From Kirstie Alley

Wynonna Judd jokes about returning to her baby weight now that she is on "Dancing with the Stars." Of course that is impossible -- but Wynonna is taking off the pounds and she gave Access Hollywood a weight update when we popped in on her dancing rehearsal!

Obama friend or foe? McCain charts his course

WASHINGTON (AP) — Republican Sen. John McCain is a walking contradiction, antagonizing President Barack Obama over foreign policy one minute, cooperating with the Democrat the next on immigration and the budget.

The Fall of the House of Europe - Center for Research on Globalization

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Indian River County Community Calendar, updated March 11 - TCPalm

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'SNL' Video: 'Dick In A Box' Duo, Festrunk Brothers Return - Deadline.com

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Obama cracks wise at annual Gridiron dinner

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama blamed the budget battle if his jokes fell flat at Saturday night's Gridiron dinner: "My joke writers have been placed on furlough."

Indian River County Community Calendar, updated March 10 - TCPalm

Indian River County Community Calendar, updated March 10TCPalm1-2 p.m. Jungle Club, 1060 Sixth Ave., Vero Beach. 772-567-1400; thejungleclub.com. MEALS. Breakfast: 8 a.m.-noon. Fraternal Order of Eagles 4374, 1267 Old Dixie ... Ages 16-99. $5/class. 772-216-3051; exerciselady@comcast.net. Yoga Class for Cancer ...and more »

Sun Calendar - Naperville Sun

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Events in Westchester - New York Times

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Station Benefit aims for 1000 guests - Providence Eyewitness News

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WEEKEND: POP STAR, PRINTS & A PARADE - redbankgreen

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In grim French north, worker unrest looks to last

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Barbara Sullivan's last day at the Boys and Girls Club of Wareham

The girl appeared to be 9 or 10, and was wearing both a black skirt and an expression of mild concern. As soon as Barbara Sullivan entered the large room at the Boys & Girls Club of Wareham dedicated to all manner of activities, from basketball to the more sedate African stone board game, the girl slipped through the scores of Club members engaged in all manner of activities to ask her an ...